Open Wide and
Say, “Ahhhhhhhhhh”

Rate Yourself
Click Any that Apply to You

Your Staff Has Been Known To...
Name inanimate objects "Bob"
Send Bob E-mails and memos
Sponsor sledding races down stairs
Conspire to swipe your salsa recipe
Consider the copier a play-thing
Run with scissors

The Person in Charge is the Person...
Hiding in the supply cabinet
Singing show tunes & tap dancing
Dodging flaming arrows
Crying
Wearing a super hero cape & mask
In charge? Someone is in charge?

Seriously, Now, Do Any of These Phrases Apply to Your Company?
Some projects never get done.
Priorities change weekly.
Crises management is the norm.
Some staff don’t see the big picture.
Goals are so high, failure is certain.
Whining & bickering seem rampant.

Count the Boxes for Your Score

Evaluating Your Score
How many boxes did you check?
0 — Aliens have abducted your real staff.
1 — Your staff may qualify for the 2Good2bTRU award.
2-3 — Not bad. But there’s room for improvements. Call RMA.
4-5 — Don’t worry, there’s hope. Call RMA.
6-7 — Worry. There’s little hope. Call Lou anyway.
8-12 — Run! Save yourself.



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